Now we need some heroic fantasy in our lives !

Two lil' heroic fantasy pictures I recently doodled for practising.

Coming from me, a white mohawked barbarian with a stretched earlobe is really too predictable, I know, I know... but if you gotta practice muscles and anatomy, let's make it a little bit compatible with your preferences. :)

Even if he doesn't look like him at all, I wanted to give him asian eyes so he could look a bit like a fantasy version of a Hun warrior, but with his long stick and his position he reminds me of Chang in Disney's movie Mulan. "Let's get down to business..."

White mohawk, one white eye... he could almost be a character from an old post-apoc' movie from the 80's. XD

And now for something a bit different ! I don't know why but these days the internet is shivering with anticipation seeing the first pictures of upcoming movie "The Hobbit" and the good old LOTR fandom is resurfacing. I see things that used to make my way too romantic heart beat hard. And I saw a small funny picture on Tumblr that suggested a relationship between Aragorn and Sam Gamgee... that's enough to make my imagination race and I fell for these two together. They'd be a sweet and hot couple, don't you think ?

Absolutely no resemblance with the actors, 'cause Sean Astin is way too sexy to be drawn... *drools* He's always been my favorite hobbit, I thought he was the hottest, the cutest and definitely the one I wanted in my bed. I was in high school and, as we were art class kids, the Lord of The Rings was main part of all our discussions when it was released but when my friends asked "So who's your favorite hobbit ? Pippin, Merry, Frodo ?" I always said Sam and got strange looks and words such as "But he's fat !". That's when I understood not only was it difficult to be a fat girl, but it was even more shameful to be attracted to chubby boys. However, I don't care now, I know what I like to touch in bed and I love it when there's a lot to eat !

The most challenging part of this fan art (other than the fact that I'm coming home from a week of holiday and two badass concerts) was to give Sam an adult enough look so with the size difference he wouldn't remotely be confused with a kid.

Twilight 5 : Ejaculation

Haha yes you read well... Twilight ! I wasn't sure at first, when Matthew asked me if I wanted to draw a Twilight picture because I pretty much suck at portraits. Told him I wouldn't really make characters that look like the actors but he didn't mind ; then the lovely Fallen Angel insisted (yeah, that happened on Facebook ^^") saying it would be also interesting to see them in my style even if it wasn't very realistic so I forgot my hesitations and went for it.

One other thing to know is that I've never read the Twilight saga, nor saw the movies. I started to watch the first movie but I don't know, the atmosphere was disturbing, cold, it felt too teenage angst for me, I didn't feel comfortable so I stopped. Not that I thought it wasn't good, I just felt a little uncomfortable. I guess that's the point of the movie, or I'm just a sissy.

I have to admit however that if Edward seemed cold and not really sexy to me (y'know I'm not that much into thin pale guys ! XD), Jacob had... interesting assets ! Hey, not my fault, I always had a thing for guys who were designed with curves and his face is round and soft, I dig that.
I had fun drawing him and he turned out one of my hottest guys for now.

But the detail that really got me was when Dino told me his idea : Edward releasing sparkly cum ! Seriously, ain't that brilliant ? XD It's nice to draw sexy pictures that can also make you laugh.